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Thursday, October 13, 2011


iRant : The Birth of the Legendary Troll                   





















fromXYZ             XYZ@gmail.com
toiRant
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dateThu, Oct 13, 2011 at 3:57 PM
subjectRe: You Asked for it




Have you lost your mind? 

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from                                iRant@gmail.com
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dateThu, Oct 13, 2011 at 4:28 PM
subjectRe: You Asked for it



Thats such a low accusation that i don't even wish to entertain it with a decent reply.
I mean when people ask others "have you lost your mind?" what do they wish to "really" ask?? Inversely, Is there any way to "find" your mind?? Has anyone asked that question outside of any Matrix Rip-Off?
Or Is it possible that a person just walks around with his mind under his arm and upon discovering suddenly that its not there, he starts acting irrationally and foolishly?
Or is it that any person who is acting irrationally must have looked down to discover that he had dropped his mind while crossing the road or might have left it in the Bus and that the sheer grief of losing something as personal as One's Mind (as opposed to a new Phone or a Car) is enough to drive him to insanity while the loss of other possessions merely serve to make him sadder?
Also, since it has been conclusively proved that No one really finds his Mind, then how can you just assume that i have lost my mind?

In fact your question is equivalent to this conversation pasted Below :

Tom  : Hey, Did you get my Asthma Inhaler from the Pharmacy?
Jerry : What?
Tom  : I need my Inhaler,Man.Iam dying.
Jerry : Here....i got you the DVD of Rocky 4 instead. We can watch it tonight.
Tom  : Have you lost your mind?



In the great Old language of Latinos, we would call your reaction to my email a non-sequitur.
Please refrain from further such knee-jerk reactions in the future.

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